Touting it as an invigorating way to jumpstart your morning, @Starbucks unveiled its new $7 wake-up slap. http://trib.al/p7gZVLz pic.twitter.com/YXEFXcS7m6
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Touting it as an invigorating way to jumpstart your morning, @Starbucks unveiled its new $7 wake-up slap. http://trib.al/p7gZVLz pic.twitter.com/YXEFXcS7m6
Starbucks now testing robot barista which will slap you more efficiently and cheaply pic.twitter.com/UYhNHIEmnzpic.twitter.com/ifukS3X56x
Perfect if the barrista needs to venti their anger.
Double shot, please.
Can you order one up... "for a friend"??
@guymason_pa @DavidPorterKF Coffee sometime?
I'd love that job some mornings.
"the basic palm slap can be boosted with an extra-shot option that includes a stiff backhand across the other cheek"
they always spell my slap wrong 
I only purchase a fair trade, organically grown, small business slap
Starbucks now testing robot barista which will slap you more efficiently and cheaplypic.twitter.com/UYhNHIEmnz
Love it!!! Love it even more if I can pay it forwrard to My Boss!!


I would like it 'with ring' please
damn, and I've been giving them for free
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