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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 23 Jul 2017

    The Onion Remembers Press Secretary Sean Spicer: A Valiant Hero In The War Against Journalism http://trib.al/DFYiYO5 pic.twitter.com/nRqJn1EujB

    8:43 AM - 23 Jul 2017
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      2.  ❌CleverPatriot#TRUMP2020#RedPill#TRUTH ❌‏ @clever_patriot 23 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Valiant hero fighting fake news perpetuated by main stream media!

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Deadmond 👻 🌹‏ @FireyRedmond 23 Jul 2017
        Replying to @clever_patriot @TheOnion

        Oh my god are you actually serious

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      1. Old Scratch‏ @gsulli 23 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm confused. In your photo, which one is Spicer?

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      1. soren knudsen‏ @OldKnudsen 23 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He served valiantly and Bacon the comfort pig was valiantly served up too... lest we forget .... those tasty rashers.

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      1. Iain Fenton‏ @iain_fenton 23 Jul 2017
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        What US press secretary hasnt been in a war against journalism?

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      1. Rich‏ @satireandmore 23 Jul 2017
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        Like Nixon, the press won't have him to kick around anymore.

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      1. Panorama Taxi‏ @Ro32504393 23 Jul 2017
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        Subliminal message here?pic.twitter.com/ZF0HQUMQPW

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      1. Marlon S McNeill Sr‏ @MarlonMcNeillSr 24 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Too funny, great perspective... love it!

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      1. Craig‏ @surfspies 23 Jul 2017
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        Things are so crazy the Onion seems normal.

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      1. BDBoop‏ @BDBoopster 23 Jul 2017
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        @jk_rowlingpic.twitter.com/zhUbxjigoe

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      1. Bonnie Marvin‏ @flowernut69 23 Jul 2017
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        😂😂😂

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      1.  ⚓️Offshore Sammy  ⚓️ 🇺🇸‏ @SammyTalbert 23 Jul 2017
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        #PressSecretary #PresidentTrump #tyruspic.twitter.com/Vb7EtLK8tQ

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      1. J. Rose‏ @smaze94357 23 Jul 2017
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        Waiting for the audio version of the "Onion History of the Trump Disaster."

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      1. mollysdaddy‏ @mollysdaddy 23 Jul 2017
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        Why isn't he wearing a tie like the other guy?

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      1. Snarky Cyclist‏ @SnarkyCyclistAB 23 Jul 2017
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        @RantyHighwayman What an insult, pigs are much smarter than the @WhiteHouse Admin

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      1. MTB‏ @nsewanswers 23 Jul 2017
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        Journalism? That died decades ago.

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      1. Cristian Joita‏ @cristianjoita12 23 Jul 2017
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        You surelly meant 'progressive dogmatic illiterate ''Journalists'''

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