It's awesome because it's SO TRUE!!! 

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The killer is when you love the shoes yet they don't come in your size so you are reminded again & again that you are not worthy.
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that would be funny, except that it really happened to
@jmatlin!#nottheonion version at https://mobile.nytimes.com/2010/08/30/technology/30adstalk.html … cc@PJTMtlThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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HA! I have Wayfair and Lending Tree following me!
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Me too.....
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Sounds like Pinterest.
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Bet it's not for Louboutin.
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Next direct-to-DVD horror movie plot?
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