Soon something like this will be #NotTheOnion , knowing how Congress is. 
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Some humans who identify as orcas aren't happy about it, eitherpic.twitter.com/ODQrM9piJu
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Surely something like this has happened, its painfully easy to do.
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Haha and who says Congress doesn't have a sense of humor? Now if they could only stop playing games and get to work.
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Jesus, I thought this was real until just over half way through.
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@djs144 lmaoThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I think Maryanne is quite a healthy sized woman.
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This got a pretty good chuckle from me, not gonna lie
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These issues are never black and white.
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