Wait, is this story about @realDonaldTrump?
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It would certainly be a fitting title if it was.
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Stop subtweeting me
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@ me next time
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This a
#PublicServiceAnnouncement reminding you to check your Fleshlight for ants before you use it. You don't want to know.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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“..each individual f—kup compounds itself exponentially, expanding in every conceivable direction til a situation is no longer salvageable.”
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Wait a minute... I thought I was that guy.
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As I was welcoming and shaking The Onion reporter's hand, he smiled and pointed, "your cow is about to get out of your barn." Oops. Zip.
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Who, TRUMP?
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so there's more than one of us
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How did you guys get my medical records?
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