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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 18 Jul 2017

    Area Man Lifetime 0 For 6,000 On Jump Hooks http://trib.al/GiS59hG pic.twitter.com/WFAJCaiZHp

    1:57 PM - 18 Jul 2017
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    23 replies 358 retweets 1,332 likes
      1. Will Akel‏ @Willakel32 18 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @AlexMoney076

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      1. soph‏ @Sophieg_22 18 Jul 2017
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        @Midnight_XIII

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      1. Evan Broberg‏ @evan_broberg 18 Jul 2017
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        @OrtizTony3313 @JordaanMcMurray @jonathanhrch "Nice bank bro"

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      2. Fret Redacted‏Verified account @BrettRedacted 18 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        cool article about you @TommyMcNam

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      3. Tommy McNamara‏ @TommyMcNam 18 Jul 2017
        Replying to @BrettRedacted @TheOnion

        Hahahah what the hell!

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      2. Dayton McVicker‏ @mintburrycrunch 18 Jul 2017
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        @GPSIVTOMTOM

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      3. Patrick Stanton‏ @GPSIVTOMTOM 19 Jul 2017
        Replying to @mintburrycrunch @TheOnion

        Haha I got the next one tho

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      1. Skinner‏ @rodskinner55 19 Jul 2017
        Replying to @Overby85 @TheOnion

        He just needs to come learn from the best. Talking about me of course. We both know you like to get the ball stuck on top of the goal 😂

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      2. Sam‏ @stanhope207 18 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You @carlfarnham12

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      3. Carl Farnham‏ @carlfarnham12 18 Jul 2017
        Replying to @stanhope207 @TheOnion

        lol I suck

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      4. Sam‏ @stanhope207 18 Jul 2017
        Replying to @carlfarnham12 @TheOnion

        They don't call you dwade for nothing

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Daniel Tucker‏ @ImDefinitelyDan 18 Jul 2017
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      1. Cool breeze‏ @RKWeinbergerLaw 18 Jul 2017
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        @TheAmazingEli Fish Hook?

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      1. Paul‏ @Paul_Rogers76 18 Jul 2017
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      1. Scar tissue that i wish you saw‏ @RyanKohout 18 Jul 2017
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        His name is @mcuban

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      2. Carson Stanwood‏ @carsonstanwood 18 Jul 2017
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        @AlbertBurneko, is this you? I think this is you.

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      3. Countbert Dracuneko‏Verified account @AlbertBurneko 18 Jul 2017
        Replying to @carsonstanwood @TheOnion

        i mean, i'm shitty at hookshots, but that dude looks nothing like me

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