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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 18 Jul 2017

    New MIT Study Suggests Sonic The Hedgehog Might Be Living In Computer Simulation http://trib.al/7WdtV6q pic.twitter.com/sobOGxkWEI

    11:47 AM - 18 Jul 2017
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    180 replies 2,834 retweets 8,683 likes
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      2. Sonic the Hedgehog‏Verified account @sonic_hedgehog 18 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You need to know the truth. Please read this.pic.twitter.com/wM4xfeV6fg

        23 replies 354 retweets 1,323 likes
      3. connors here I guess‏ @connormcgarry76 18 Jul 2017
        Replying to @sonic_hedgehog @TheOnion

        For future reference, maybe don't abbreviate Sega Technical Institute.

        3 replies 2 retweets 80 likes
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      1. Simenona‏ @simenona 18 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @elonmusk

        No Relation. 💋💋😁❤ #GoElonpic.twitter.com/kAF3Pm4WWg

        0 replies 39 retweets 29 likes
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      2. J‏ @jeffrodesigns 18 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @elonmusk

        “If you want to find the secrets of the universe, think in terms of energy, frequency and vibration.” -Nikola Tesla ⚡️🔊🔔pic.twitter.com/l2fjyldPmy

        1 reply 7 retweets 33 likes
      3. Allan Perez‏ @AllanPerez_M 18 Jul 2017
        Replying to @jeffrodesigns @TheOnion

        nikola tesla was the best engineer ever, but he wasn't good at nature's truths. He rejected the atomic theory

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. J‏ @jeffrodesigns 19 Jul 2017
        Replying to @AllanPerez_M @TheOnion

        Nobody's perfect, nailed pretty much everything else he was working on. Too bad they shut down Wardenclyffe or we'd all have free energy. ✌️pic.twitter.com/7wWphTGSsf

        0 replies 1 retweet 5 likes
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      2. That Girl  🔫 😘 💋 💖‏ @AishaC4963 18 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        WE ARE ALL LIVING IN A COMPUTER STIMULATION

        5 replies 2 retweets 30 likes
      3. Allan Perez‏ @AllanPerez_M 18 Jul 2017
        Replying to @AishaC4963 @TheOnion

        explain me then how do we have noncomputable stuff in our "reality"

        4 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Jay Cub‏ @Shot_of_Jager 18 Jul 2017
        Replying to @AllanPerez_M @AishaC4963 @TheOnion

        We just haven't found the algorithms to compute those things yet.

        2 replies 1 retweet 10 likes
      5. Allan Perez‏ @AllanPerez_M 18 Jul 2017
        Replying to @Shot_of_Jager @AishaC4963 @TheOnion

        e.g. entscheidungsproblem

        2 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
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      7. That Girl  🔫 😘 💋 💖‏ @AishaC4963 19 Jul 2017

        Ikr can you imagine . Having a mind fuck just thinking bout it. Blows my tiny Mind

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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      9. That Girl  🔫 😘 💋 💖‏ @AishaC4963 19 Jul 2017

        Totes

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      2. Taraustralis‏Verified account @Taraustralis 18 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @elonmusk

        pic.twitter.com/6zbx05ySR4

        1 reply 2 retweets 100 likes
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      2. Sokham Am‏ @Sokhamam 18 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @elonmusk

        Dude that's controlling Elon in this simulation must be at level 999999999. My dude controlling me is at level 2.

        3 replies 0 retweets 44 likes
      3. [F/L/W] _‏ @FLWhitehorn 18 Jul 2017
        Replying to @Sokhamam @TheOnion @elonmusk

        Mine used up all his levels enchanting pick axes and shovels and are out looking for apples to turn to gold so he can convert a zombie.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. James Stark‏ @JGStarky 18 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well, I was a living PAC Man in my early twenties. Munching pills in dark rooms with electronic music. Occasionally seeing strange things

        1 reply 4 retweets 35 likes
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