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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 17 Jul 2017

    Did You Know?pic.twitter.com/jQ0BaF3V4Y

    4:51 PM - 17 Jul 2017
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    • Noontime but spooky Cumulus 🌤️ Lord Xenu Jonah M a r c o P so i says to mabel i says...ill finish this later 🎃spooky scary Barrier🎃 Anime Destiny #79 Bigshotprof Alex Smith
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      2. Bunny Vote on Nov. 6 Pierce  🐬 🌊 🐬 🌊 🐬‏ @pierce_bunny 17 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        😂 some flat earthers will take this as gospel...

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      3. Richard Chartrand‏ @ChartrDavid 17 Jul 2017
        Replying to @pierce_bunny @TheOnion

        If the EARTH was flat, all those damn cats would have knocked everything off it by now.

        1 reply 4 retweets 21 likes
      4. Bunny Vote on Nov. 6 Pierce  🐬 🌊 🐬 🌊 🐬‏ @pierce_bunny 17 Jul 2017
        Replying to @ChartrDavid @TheOnion

        Mine would have, for sure!

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. Steel Wolf‏ @TorturedBucFan 17 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Careful. Most people will believe that and quote it!

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      1. American, Dad.‏ @final100days 17 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Totally Fake News! The sun obviously travels at the speed of light, and takes only 24 hours to cross whole universe every day!

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      1. ɥxouƎ‏ @Enoxh 17 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        27.4 Billion and 72 are reasonably close. I'll buy it.

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      2. happy cranberry‏ @HappyFaggot 17 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So at the speed of light, it takes 72 hours, to travel across something observably 93 Billion light years accross... Yeah, math checks out.pic.twitter.com/OLSI5avhyc

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Kevin‏ @TheKingOfHB 17 Jul 2017
        Replying to @HappyFaggot @TheOnion

        It's like you doubt the authenticity of an Onion story. Sad!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. happy cranberry‏ @HappyFaggot 17 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheKingOfHB @TheOnion

        I checked the math, it just works.pic.twitter.com/12S9gmHr0Q

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Kevin‏ @TheKingOfHB 17 Jul 2017
        Replying to @HappyFaggot @TheOnion

        I'm glad

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      1. robert mcclintock‏ @spyit_ground 17 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You got that wrong it would take thirteen point five billion years for light to cross universe.

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      1. Cumulus  🌤️‏ @CumulusChoir 17 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That sounds about right.

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      1. Tim A Fsh‏ @Civ_Player 17 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        GOD SCIENCE IS SOOOOO COOL! XDDD TOTALLY NOT LIKE THAT RELIGION STUFF! XDDDDD IM SO EDGY!!!

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      1. Peter Kent‏ @pkentma 17 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I heard Rick Perry explaining this amazing, hard to fathom fact on Fox & Friends. Weird.

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      1. Jan Schotsmans‏ @janptschotsmans 17 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That is correct for Jan/3/13772000000BC (±59000000)

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      1. Richard Chartrand‏ @ChartrDavid 17 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        wishing upon a star. The light is millions of years old by the time it reaches your eye. The stars been dead for years. Like your dream.

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      1. UsAgainstThe 🌎‏ @Russery12 17 Jul 2017
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        Anything is possible if you just believe

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      1. HAROLD PETERSON‏ @PetesDragun 19 Jul 2017
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        Lmfao! Loves The Onion!

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      1. Gabriella‏ @Gabriel02111350 18 Jul 2017
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        Coll

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      1. JulieMarie 🇫🇮 🌊‏ @jules_laughing 18 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        A good % of Trump supporters will retweet as fact.

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