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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 17 Jul 2017

    From The Archives: Study Reveals Pittsburgh Unprepared For Full-Scale Zombie Attack http://trib.al/djKivex pic.twitter.com/rK3hDFKO85

    4:02 PM - 17 Jul 2017
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      1. Jeff Holliday‏ @jhollida24 17 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yeah that city was mess in The Last of Us

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      1. Rasputina Applebaugh‏ @RaspyApplebaugh 17 Jul 2017
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        There is no need for preparation. Everyone in Pittsburgh has been in a Romero movie. We are a city of zombies.

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      1. Sveta‏ @SvePan1108 17 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Disagree. You can barricade The Strip and it has access to the river so you can evacuate by water.

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      2. Trauma Queen‏ @GhostFoxote 17 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        nah, blow up or barricade the bridges and you have an instant moat (for the city) or a containment barrier (for outside the city).

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      3. Trauma Queen‏ @GhostFoxote 17 Jul 2017
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        Granted if you're trying to hold inside the city center you do have three large cemeteries to worry about, but thanks to the...

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      4. Trauma Queen‏ @GhostFoxote 17 Jul 2017
        Replying to @GhostFoxote @TheOnion

        natural cordon of the rivers, two of the three would be relatively simple to surround and mop up with any coordinated force.

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      5. Trauma Queen‏ @GhostFoxote 17 Jul 2017
        Replying to @GhostFoxote @TheOnion

        that said, the one near Lawrenceville would be tough cause the hipsters would be useless help if the zeds didn't get them first.

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      2. Anna Maria, from college‏ @anna_eakins 17 Jul 2017
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        @msgreb

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      3. Molly Suzanne‏ @msgreb 17 Jul 2017
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        I'm never going home

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      1. Rob‏ @BradenvilleRob 17 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #Rip George Romero

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      1. RD‏ @demichieipgh 19 Jul 2017
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        hated article had completed Full Scale DHS Ex at PNC Park my first experience with he Onion and the Mayors PIO was able to talk me off ledgepic.twitter.com/7Jj57ol9rt

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      1. Doc Searls‏ @dsearls 19 Jul 2017
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        At least not legally. Why do you think the @Pirates play there? Also little known is how the Stanley Cup wards off zombies.

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      1. Sanju‏ @Only1_Sanjeev 17 Jul 2017
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        Self driving Uber cars should help us escape

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      1. Rob‏ @BradenvilleRob 17 Jul 2017
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        This story is clever. All the town's mentioned in this article we're from Night of the Living Dead and Dawn of the Dead.

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      1. Whitlock David‏ @dkwhitlock1 17 Jul 2017
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        Shame on Pittsburgh. C'mon, get with it.

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      1. Tom Reynolds‏ @tomreynolds56 17 Jul 2017
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        Dammitt! If not us, who?

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      1. lw‏ @lnwhite 17 Jul 2017
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        @terminal4 :-(

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      1. The Big Blargh‏ @RoundRodent 17 Jul 2017
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        Oh. Absolutely. Pittsburgh is fucked.

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      1. Richard Robinson‏ @elflord71 17 Jul 2017
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        @redRomina @iamkaarla What? You've had years to prepare. So many survival guide movies that help you.

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