It's tough when the kids get more action than me.....sigh.
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Hmm... Usually
@TheOnion parody starts with factual underlying trends. This joke is based on an alternate reality: https://www.hhs.gov/ash/oah/adolescent-development/reproductive-health-and-teen-pregnancy/teen-pregnancy-and-childbearing/trends/index.html#.WWzgaxx-pDg.twitter … -
The article is actually from February 2010, which was a couple weeks after there was press about the rate increasing between 2005 and 2007.
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Ah... I was thinking that might be it... 7 years ago! They need some new material ;-). Thanks!
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Thank God! I was afraid Jesus was getting the upper hand.
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sex education should begin in the 1st or 2nd grade, along with personal finance & economics! Cut out thee BS!
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The Onion is a bullshit parody news outlet. Don't take it so seriously
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What?!?
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Is this thing on? *taps microphone, leans in closer* THE ONION IS A BULLSHIT PARODY NEWS OUTLET. DON'T TAKE IT SO SERIOUSLY
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As serious as, say, FAUX NOISE??
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And that they're getting it.
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