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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 16 Jul 2017

    ‘Game Of Thrones’ Fan Rewatching Past Episodes To Remind Self Of What Characters’ Breasts Look Like http://trib.al/T5uyMoZ pic.twitter.com/4yCIQog16d

    3:47 PM - 16 Jul 2017
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    • FeleciaDimer ElanaHeadland LODGE MUSIC PRODUCER weronika RubiX Mannish boy. Don Juan Tyler Goeser MajorBoto
    38 replies 1,083 retweets 3,192 likes
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      2. JDH‏ @jdhawes17 16 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not necessary, I already made flash cards.

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      3. the Mollusk‏ @DangerLegz 16 Jul 2017
        Replying to @jdhawes17 @TheOnion

        "Flash"...

        0 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
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      1. s.‏ @RusselCrowsFeet 16 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The North remembers

        0 replies 1 retweet 14 likes
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      2. Bruce Sinclair‏ @BruceSinclairLV 16 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Who else clicked on the picture "just in case"

        1 reply 0 retweets 38 likes
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      1. the damn economy and thj dow jones‏ @MrAlAnderson 16 Jul 2017
        Replying to @dvoeverie @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/tuJr1EwsZm

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      2. Julio Cesar‏ @jcpena 16 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Unfortunately I still remember Melissandre's...but the old version. 😬

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      3. not-so-hot Betsy‏ @KLightningBolt 16 Jul 2017
        Replying to @jcpena @TheOnion

        May all of those dead boners rest in peace.

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      1. PJ‏ @PJay0405 16 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Best breast-Melisandre Worst breast-Melisandre

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      1. Nicholas Ollila‏ @TheMilkMayne 16 Jul 2017
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        @Chrisjgant

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      1. Zac Adams‏ @zaadam2 16 Jul 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/GG9zTa8PXZ

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      2. Kevin‏ @zoolander_KB 16 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @ScotchComiskey @jcomz11

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      3. Stud Comiskey‏ @ScotchComiskey 16 Jul 2017
        Replying to @zoolander_KB @TheOnion @jcomz11

        always need a refresher before the sodes start

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      2. Matt Kinney‏ @hawkiman23 16 Jul 2017
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        @LizzBarnes2

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      3. mixed mami‏ @LizzBarnes2 16 Jul 2017
        Replying to @hawkiman23 @TheOnion

        Amazing

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      1. Dana Paran‏ @dvnvpvrvn 18 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @itsannamari @CeciliaMRuiz08 😂😂😂😂 DED

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      1. Anderson Kanashiro‏ @canassira 16 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @RaUL_AMDERLAINE

        A materia não é ilustrativa? Rip jornalismo.

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      1. hannah frankel‏ @Hannah_Frankel 16 Jul 2017
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        @lexidehartt

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      1. Jim Ayello‏ @jimayello 16 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sounds like a @ElizabethPearl2 move. @JohnPGallo, too. @kenjleigh

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