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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 16 Jul 2017

    Hellmann’s Introduces New Meat-On-The-Bottom Mayo Cups http://trib.al/Bba1R5s pic.twitter.com/8zvh848ADg

    2:36 PM - 16 Jul 2017
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    • Eona Kentara ✩˚。⋆.deth.⋆。˚✩ Dale James Spooky B. alex lange Tyler Goeser Joshua Law Stretchonomics C Ylinen
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      1. Jimmy "Has an illusion of complexity" Van Heste‏ @Lawdog1521 16 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Meat on the Bottom Mayo Cups is coincidentally the worst stripper name ever.

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      1. Daisyville‏ @Daisyville 16 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Gag reflex/puke sequence initiated

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      1. Kole‏ @Realkf22 16 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I know its fake but still 😷pic.twitter.com/c71REKX2yM

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      1. DeWitte‏ @dewitte 16 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Finally!!! Now I won't have to mix it myself.

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      1. Citizen, Interrupted‏ @NYwonk 16 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'll wait for the one with puled pork and cheddar cubes.

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      1. Hunter Wild  🔜 TwitchCon‏ @TheHunterWildTV 16 Jul 2017
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        Jesus god

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      1. kingcambie‏ @kingcambie 16 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        make that a mayo/mustard parfait with meat and its suddenly a kickstarter worth millions!

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      2. David Hayes‏ @Dahndy 16 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Where do I get these for @asigmaenigma?

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      3. Andrea Mock‏ @DeGreatA 16 Jul 2017
        Replying to @Dahndy @TheOnion @asigmaenigma

        We should make him some!!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Spooky Frost‏ @MohammedK1O 17 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Addic_Pc

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      3. PcAddict‏ @Addic_Pc 17 Jul 2017
        Replying to @MohammedK1O @TheOnion

        Why did you tag me?.....

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      4. Spooky Frost‏ @MohammedK1O 17 Jul 2017
        Replying to @Addic_Pc @TheOnion

        To show you a true meal

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Kurisu Spectacular‏ @StevenSpectacle 17 Jul 2017
        Replying to @MohammedK1O @Addic_Pc @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/gwzZcOnkdH

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      2. Chris Romes‏ @chrstineroman 16 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @ChrisSakmann @BillySakmann

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      3. Chris Sakmann‏ @ChrisSakmann 16 Jul 2017
        Replying to @chrstineroman @TheOnion @BillySakmann

        Ew

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      4. R E R U N‏ @BillySakmann 16 Jul 2017
        Replying to @ChrisSakmann @chrstineroman @TheOnion

        I appreciate this but why lmfao

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Chris Romes‏ @chrstineroman 16 Jul 2017
        Replying to @BillySakmann @ChrisSakmann @TheOnion

        Idk but it reminded me of you guys lmfao

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      2. Wytold‏ @WytoldMusic 17 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @SeemaReza have you tried one of these?

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      3. Joe Merritt‏ @realjoemerritt 17 Jul 2017
        Replying to @WytoldMusic @TheOnion @SeemaReza

        Yeah, @SeemaReza and I ate a couple of these the other day

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      1. Hudd‏ @hudd780 18 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Just for jake @jakeestes6 @kat1234e1

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