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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 16 Jul 2017

    Woman Testifying Before Congress Sobbing Too Hard To Tell Them Why She's Therepic.twitter.com/izTQE1TtBn

    11:03 AM - 16 Jul 2017
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    21 replies 281 retweets 1,089 likes
      1. Dulche‏ @MILKYCARAMEL014 16 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Man I believed this for a second.

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      2. Sedd “Gay for Gun Control” Reim‏ @SeddyTheSeal 16 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @JessSpradling actual footage of us arguing with mom

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. jessie  🌞‏ @JessSpradling 16 Jul 2017
        Replying to @SeddyTheSeal @TheOnion

        Me trying to order coffee before I've had any caffeine

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      1. Josh De La Rosa‏ @JoshdelaRosa1 16 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Did she get bumped on a flight from coach plus to coach?

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      1. Mario Angeli‏ @mangeli1973 16 Jul 2017
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        It reminds me of what happened on 20th January of this year

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      1. Ted  ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️‏ @pg_rant 22 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @PapaHero1966

        maxine Watters alter ego

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      1. Emily Gheyberry  ⚜‏ @_luxuryrap 16 Jul 2017
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        @abercaw this would be my way to attempt to get all charges dropped haha

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      1. Chris Barton‏ @oklamediacritic 16 Jul 2017
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        This is too real

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      1. Lou‏ @DakotaEarthHorn 16 Jul 2017
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        @Zenmaster_Blue 😂😂😂😂😂😂💀

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      1. ڤيرا‏ @OddOdium 16 Jul 2017
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        Who refuses tissues when sobbing?

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      1.  💀Mister Black Crow 💀‏ @PeppareOni 16 Jul 2017
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        @DagoTrash

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      1. anthony wallace‏ @aawallacelaw 16 Jul 2017
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        She had a bag of donuts and can't find em?

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      1. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 16 Jul 2017
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        She's there because her dog crapped on KellyAnn's lawn.

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      1. ! Crypto Daddy‏ @CryptoDaddyGuy 16 Jul 2017
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        She bought $BTC at $2800

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      1. Vagabond X‏ @GatzTdaMax 16 Jul 2017
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        Very nice. But to be honest, I'm surprised you folks haven't made something out of this yet...😆http://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/341254-steve-bannon-has-a-painting-of-himself-as-napoleon …

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      1. William Aaron Berry‏ @BerryTfenc 16 Jul 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/e3GrbbGVrW

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      1. Pangeran A. Ningrat‏ @pangeranningrat 16 Jul 2017
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        Is this AJ+?

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      1. Thomas Falcon‏ @realthomfalcon 16 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        someone please make a Hillary meme out of this...@immigrant4trump

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