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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 16 Jul 2017

    Eric Trump Leaves Plate Of Seared Foie Gras Outside Bedroom Door Of Despondent Donald Trump Jr. http://trib.al/dLSE99A pic.twitter.com/wVth0wDDzh

    7:30 AM - 16 Jul 2017
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    29 replies 318 retweets 1,318 likes
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      2. Mike G‏ @_mikegalt_ 16 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Trumps aren't a "foie gras" type of family. Maybe a Salisbury steak I could see

        2 replies 1 retweet 6 likes
      3. Resist Sister  🌊 🌊 🌊‏ @DeepStateVoter 16 Jul 2017
        Replying to @_mikegalt_ @TheOnion

        Cooked till it rocks on the plate. With Ketchup.

        0 replies 1 retweet 5 likes
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      1. Resist Sister  🌊 🌊 🌊‏ @DeepStateVoter 16 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/DXMDLmFVuZ

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      1. Resist Sister  🌊 🌊 🌊‏ @DeepStateVoter 16 Jul 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/5YrJBIQlPQ

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      2. Bonnie B‏ @Bonnology 16 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'd bet he'd open his door for some roasted elephant dick!pic.twitter.com/ABAAmNV7mR

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      2. Chad1‏ @dvddukesjohnson 16 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Who gives a shit

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. jo (he/him)‏ @blueshades83 16 Jul 2017
        Replying to @dvddukesjohnson @TheOnion

        you... realize this article isn't real, right? the onion is a satirical news source (that means fake)

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. DetroitMark‏ @DetroitMark 16 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @MatthewCallaway

        "Do you want to burn a poor man? Come on lets go out and play. Remember how we used to shoot the legs off bums. It's like you've gone a way"

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      1. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 16 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ivanka left a champagne popsicle but it melted and became indistinguishable from a small puddle of urine.

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      1. Sukka Cockatoo‏ @SukkaCockatoo 16 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Who'd you bang,Don Jr or,Eric?

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      1. alvaro‏ @alvaro212 16 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Fredo ain't hungry, wonder why...afraid of going Straight to federal pound you in the ass prison ???

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      1. linda taylor‏ @charliePA5 16 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Goose liver for a chicken****. Megalomaniacs can't handle the negative but real truth.

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      1. Scott Smith‏ @scottinclearh2o 16 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        .@EricTrump is thrilled. He'll soon be the new @DonaldJTrumpJr. If his luck holds, he'll end up as the new @IvankaTrump.

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      1. Russell Hibberd‏ @RussellHibberd 16 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He looks like Odo, from Deep Space Nine.

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      1. Edgeoforever 🖖‏ @edgeoforever 16 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        have it, dad. It's made from cancer kids livers!

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      1. John McCoy‏ @JohnMcC75722239 16 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ok, Trumpsters and Fox News, The Onion really is fake news. It is funny, designed to make you laugh. You could probably use one.

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      2. spike lynn‏ @spikelynn 16 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is significant, why?

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      3. C∰INTELPR∰metheus‏ @hegemonetics 16 Jul 2017
        Replying to @spikelynn @TheOnion

        Trump keeps getting owned by his entourage and self and it makes for hilarious satire

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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