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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 15 Jul 2017

    Tide Debuts New Sour Apple Detergent Pods http://trib.al/RM66Ca3 pic.twitter.com/kIYvKQtNO3

    5:46 PM - 15 Jul 2017
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    • John Riley Lahti hot spookyman Tyler Goeser Giovanni Lido we gon party like NY Yankees Apologist weyhey the real donald deforge
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      1. Panorama Taxi‏ @Ro32504393 15 Jul 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/MDR9QHF9MD

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      2. Marty Kearns‏ @martykearns1 15 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Love your work, understand it is satire, but this one isn't funny. These pods injure thousands of kids every year.

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      3. Cutter Whitley‏ @Im_CutterButter 15 Jul 2017
        Replying to @martykearns1 @TheOnion

        I bet your real fun at parties

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      1. Kristen Grandinetti‏ @kmgrandinetti 15 Jul 2017
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        #megandmike#lovebugspic.twitter.com/kjgS7oyQXl – at Antonio’s Restaurant & Banquet Center

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      1. Glenn Fermoyle‏ @GSFortytwo 15 Jul 2017
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        Gawd it hate it went I read the headline before I know it's from you guys!

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      1. James Brett‏ @faipdeooiad 15 Jul 2017
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        I kinda think sour apple-smelling clothes would be quite nice

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      1. Fatimah Abdul Wahid‏ @fati172006 16 Jul 2017
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        Why did my mouth water when i saw this

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      1. jim hanna‏ @jimhanna711 16 Jul 2017
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        I can't wait until Tide comes out with a trail mix scent. Or taco bell gets involved with Tide. Endless possibilities.

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      1. chris s‏ @hugoobrock 15 Jul 2017
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        I still smell indignant humanity...but that's just me...ooh look....the Loons....

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      1. David Brickey‏ @didthat1x 15 Jul 2017
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        Melts in your mouth, not in your hands.

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      1. Alabaster9‏ @Alabaster911 15 Jul 2017
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        Tastes more like Fuji apples....

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      1. 🆈🆄‏ @9task9 15 Jul 2017
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        I wouldn't mind using those. But if they made them, they would probably just call them "Tide w/ Apple Scent".

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      1. brendan wallace‏ @airwalk72 15 Jul 2017
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        @deetut well America is the dummy for the shit..

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      1. The Legit Pearl Dimmsdale‏ @BGeeezus 15 Jul 2017
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        Yum! My kids will love it!

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      1. Soary‏ @KrunchieKrew 15 Jul 2017
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        Doubt it could taste better than Original flavored Tide.

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      1. Cathy‏ @cbernmsw 15 Jul 2017
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        😂

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      1. Soop Munkey‏ @soopmunkey 15 Jul 2017
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        Taste the clean, call the ambulance

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      1. ʳᵒᵈʳᶦ‏ @nesquik_papi 15 Jul 2017
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        Is it cause adults keep eating them

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