The fact that @TheOnion continues to be relevant in this era of absolute political lunacy is a testament to their access to primo opioids...
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When fake news is factual af.
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Oh my god, what have we come to?!
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GOP mass delusion.
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I can see Pence doing it! Mother would insist.
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Onion you just made me cry (of joy) LOL Thank you
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I knew it.
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All liars about everything all the time!
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That moment when The Onion & National Enquirer are the only reliable news sources not the MSM or Whitehouse then you know there's a problempic.twitter.com/OwKpfIrj92
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This turned my day around. Thank you,
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Oh on, I'm so terrified of impending impeachment
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There are many big,fat people who do not lie.
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