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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 14 Jul 2017

    Study: Universe Actually Shrunk By About 19 Inches Last Year http://trib.al/Kzoi6tr pic.twitter.com/7B3ClK1TiW

    3:26 PM - 14 Jul 2017
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    • Ke'Oyndra Shelton vasily NY Yankees Apologist Jason Jackson Borbon Paul Dennis Lordiest Lordie Tachankie lauristica wavy davy
    24 replies 102 retweets 475 likes
      1. cock inspector‏ @FaxMarley 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Like me when I'm in the pool

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      1. Dave‏ @tattycov 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The parallel universe grew by 19 inches, so it's all good.

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      1. Simon Morris (SHA3) (DYOR)‏ @simondmorris 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I did feel the difference, I feel really boxed in a bit now.

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      1. Dave Davidson‏ @D_Technetium 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Good job! I hope it gets into bikini shape soon

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      2.  ⚜️Insula Qui ⚜️‏ @InsulaQui 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @CarCampIt

        For about .5 seconds I thought that a major scientific revalation had been had and we were all heading for an eventual end of the universe.

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      3. Christine‏ @CarCampIt 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @InsulaQui @TheOnion

        You're half right

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      4.  ⚜️Insula Qui ⚜️‏ @InsulaQui 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @CarCampIt @TheOnion

        hm?

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      5. Christine‏ @CarCampIt 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @InsulaQui @TheOnion

        You're right about the end of the universe. It was a joke that probably wasn't funny to begin with but is now certainly most unfunny.

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      6.  ⚜️Insula Qui ⚜️‏ @InsulaQui 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @CarCampIt @TheOnion

        Well we really don't know at this point if and when the universe will end. If the expansion had reversed we would be in for the big crunch.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      7. Christine‏ @CarCampIt 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @InsulaQui @TheOnion

        Dude I'm not even sure if I exist. But the big crunch sounds gnarly and therefore....I dig it.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Dimbiddy‏ @dimbiddy 17 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Surely the Universe has gone metric by now?

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      1. McNooodles‏ @IrishMcKevin 14 Jul 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/Hg5B4zI7yR

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      1. Andrew Warner‏ @andwarn 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Probably on the Atkins diet

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      1. Nick Corbin‏ @NickJCorbin 15 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Some might this an 'Alternative Fact'

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      1. Zroll‏ @nametakenz 15 Jul 2017
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        Universal warming!!!

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      1. Terry Boyd‏ @TerryOpus 14 Jul 2017
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        Well ... it *is* cold ... I'm just sayin' .......

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      1. Peter Rabitt‏ @P_Rabitt 14 Jul 2017
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        I told them not to dry it on high. Worst laundromat ever.

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      1. The Dead Helmet Lives!  💀‏ @brickinthewall3 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I was in the pool! 😁pic.twitter.com/I0d1JoALU3

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