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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 14 Jul 2017

    Entire NYC Subway System Now Consists Of Single Handcar http://trib.al/hrHZlF5 pic.twitter.com/fYGYaB8u4T

    8:56 AM - 14 Jul 2017
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      2.  🎃 Michael Scream  🎃‏ @grnbrmdd12 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        There are other worlds than these

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      3. Sally Shrieking  🌊 🐾 🐕 💞‏ @maya_givens 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @grnbrmdd12 @TheOnion

        I've just finished reading the handcar part. This will be my 5th tour of Roland's world. Sigh. Love it.

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      4.  🎃 Michael Scream  🎃‏ @grnbrmdd12 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @maya_givens @TheOnion

        Glad someone got the reference!

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      5. Sally Shrieking  🌊 🐾 🐕 💞‏ @maya_givens 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @grnbrmdd12 @TheOnion

        In a month the whole world will know it! 🔫🔫

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      1. Dave Davidson‏ @D_Technetium 14 Jul 2017
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        That handcar is a burden on the American taxpayer. Stupid libcucks need to stop takin our hard earned dollars!

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      1. nerdy.nel  🇩🇴 🇵🇷‏ @nerdynel17 14 Jul 2017
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        And inevitably, that handcar will be held due to "train traffic ahead of it." #FIXTHESUBWAY

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      1. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 14 Jul 2017
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        It's an "Artisan Subway" now.

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      1.  🔥 🚨Event HoriXZ0n 🚨 🔥‏ @HoriXZ0n 14 Jul 2017
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        What do you mean "now"

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      1. Anne Giller‏ @aegiller 14 Jul 2017
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        Damn liberal New Yorkers!

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      1. Franklin Delano Restaurant‏ @real_lojk_hours 14 Jul 2017
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        @mattdrygulski

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      1. fraser‏ @caradelevigene 16 Jul 2017
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        @kate_milne_ I can’t believe you got outraged at the same paper that published this

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      1. bitch‏ @gnarlynatalia 14 Jul 2017
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        @fuckoffemilie

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      1. matt-matt‏ @mattkm 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @2AvSagas

        It's faster than the r train anyways

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      1. Will Dooley‏ @TheBoyzDad 14 Jul 2017
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        ... on which the sole headlamp will soon fail.

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      1. Sina‏ @rejectionking 16 Jul 2017
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        @Aelkus Still better than WMATA #sweetburn

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      1. ((1 point Cuck  🐸))‏ @OutOfChickens 14 Jul 2017
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        Thanks DeBlazio

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      1. D.L.Culver‏ @DLCulverStudio 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @JonahNRO

        Yeah, but what is it's on time record?

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      1. Skelekeaton Nightmare on Wetz-Elm Street‏ @kwtzel 14 Jul 2017
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        @emmagf 😂

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      1. Gregory of Yardale‏ @buckyeffingdent 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @redsteeze

        I'm reminded of that scene in Blazing Saddles where the two guys got stuck in quicksand and Slim Pickens saved the handcar instead of them.

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