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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 14 Jul 2017

    Remains Of Ancient Race Of Job Creators Found In Rust Belt http://trib.al/h94bzis pic.twitter.com/vVfqojyeVF

    5:11 AM - 14 Jul 2017
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      1. Jean-Christoph Bourdier‏ @JCBourdier 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's always exciting to find remains of more advanced civilizations in our distant past, inspiring to know we can still better ourselves.

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      1. Shawnito  🇺🇸‏ @PFShawns 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Foundry Fathers

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      1. Ryan Dumas‏ @R_Dumas 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "The Old Ones were, the Old Ones are, and the Old Ones shall be. They walk serene and primal, undimensioned and to us unseen."

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      2.  ⚽Dre Day 🏈‏ @AngelCityDre 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        How can this be possible when tax cuts to the wealthy create jobs instead of them hoarding the money?

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      3. Lord Piltdown‏ @jimreynolds54 15 Jul 2017
        Replying to @AngelCityDre @TheOnion

        A mystery. We know from other ancient texts that the peak tax rate was 92%. According to Saint Reagan there should have been no jobs at all.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Theodore Gilman‏ @TheodoreGilman 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        More poignant than funny, right @tracy_neumann?

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      3. Tracy Neumann‏ @tracy_neumann 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheodoreGilman @TheOnion

        This is the most amazing thing I've read all week. Thanks, Ted!! Miss you guys! (Umm, and my library access, too!)

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      1. Matt Russell‏ @MattRussell2112 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ayn Rand would not be amused @chrisponteri

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      1. Dave Langille‏ @cdnusboy 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Someone told me they even put a man on the moon!?

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      1. GETAnalysis.ca‏ @GETAnalysis 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's exactly what this new generation is saying!

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      1. Chop Shop‏ @Chopshop2011 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @mattdpearce

        So funny, the onion's second best ever (after their legendary "admit it, you want to see how far this goes" piece

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      1. Leon Jacyna‏ @LeonJacyna 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Legend has it that one day an orange god will arise to restore the former glory...

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      1. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Is that where Ayn Rand lived mommy?"

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      1. Michael A. Louis‏ @Micha_Louis 15 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @elonmusk could make a rust-belt-ruin collection, revitalizing them in the wake of building a fleet of spacecraft 4 Moon &Mars colonization.

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      1. Ian Brown #FBPE  🇬🇧 🌍 🇪🇺‏ @ianboogiebrown 15 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I read somewhere origin of this In-dust-rial tribes culture lay across the other side of Atlantic to a mystical fog shrouded rainy islandpic.twitter.com/hNjvlVBTfL

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      1. Jan Keyser Albertyn‏ @keyser69 15 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If I am not mistaking remains of a similar job creating race can be found around the southern part of Africa.....

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      1. Steve Burns‏ @SteveBurns1154 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thanks TO a very enjoyable read, but in a robotic Ai world is anybody working on the changes needed to restructure society to avoid chaos?

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      1. ȚÖÐĎ  🏳️‍🌈‏ @toddadam 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is this where all the coal jobs went?

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      1. Adrian Ibarra‏ @The1WildRice 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Looks like the factory on the Animals album cover by @pinkfloyd

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      1. Larry Foster‏ @LarryFo93584345 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The only thing that never changes is CHANGE! The Iron Age is over😳

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