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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 13 Jul 2017

    Astronomers Discover Previously Unknown Cluster Of Nothingness In Deep Space http://trib.al/nXmwl8Z pic.twitter.com/ZdFR3y7U0J

    8:11 PM - 13 Jul 2017
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    • we gon party like NY Yankees Apologist amy Nathan J. Hunt Lordiest Lordie Tachankie Eric Ansart Sam Fremin ☄️ Pierre-Simon Laplace Stay Thirsty Friends
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      1. Sufi‏ @SufiSoof 13 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Was it after discovering the gaping hole of nothingness who roams the WH in a bathrobe? Wait,that particular hole was discovered 71 yrs ago.

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      1. TONY‏ @LEAUXEND 13 Jul 2017
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        Did y'all just take this image to Microsoft paint and spray on it

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      1. Stefanie‏ @sweetnanie861 13 Jul 2017
        Replying to @RobertOmegaDoom @TheOnion

        It's awesome. There's nothing between two expanses of nothing!

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      1. Hathaway‏ @marshalotis 14 Jul 2017
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        Sorry, mistaken video of GOP at work.

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      1. Perinormal activity‏ @periahmadi 13 Jul 2017
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        :(

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      1. Jenkins Jenkpickle‏ @BlueDiamond_331 13 Jul 2017
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        I saw the word cluster and was like, WE MUST DRILL INTO IT (Steven universe reference)

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      1. Bryan Patrick Myers‏ @BryanPatrickMy2 13 Jul 2017
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        There have been voids in space since the Big Bang!!! The expansion of the universe could be the culprit.

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      1. Jim Shepherd‏ @zathraslives 13 Jul 2017
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        Trump's heart... good work

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      1. Ron Zimmerman‏ @REZ454 13 Jul 2017
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        No need to go that far. They should check out the White House

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      1. clit muncher‏ @jamesfilmguy 13 Jul 2017
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        i feel like you ran this story a couple of years ago

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      1. Eric H‏ @TesseractUnfold 13 Jul 2017
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        -- So a sister to the Bootes Void?

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      1. Mark Eakin‏ @irish7gpa 13 Jul 2017
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        Wait, I see a Trump-Russia connection in there... Lol

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      1. Christine E‏ @ChristineMarieB 13 Jul 2017
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        This discovery was the inspiration for the recently popular nothing-burger.

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      1. M‏ @OldQuarterFilms 13 Jul 2017
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        #PeopleFilm

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      1. 真ヤマタノオロチ‏ @the8o8 13 Jul 2017
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        If you gaze deep enough you might find something.

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      1. Mrs. Celery  🇺🇸  🏔‏ @Agateer 13 Jul 2017
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        😂😂😂

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