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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 13 Jul 2017

    Millions Of Policy Proposals Spill Into Sea As Brookings Institution Think Tanker Runs Aground Off Crimea Coast http://trib.al/l5wjcyk pic.twitter.com/diWIWeUrca

    11:44 AM - 13 Jul 2017
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      2. Brookings‏Verified account @BrookingsInst 13 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yikes! Luckily we back up boatloads of our policy proposals on our website—check them out here:https://www.brookings.edu/ 

        2 replies 15 retweets 132 likes
      3. Gerald Kurhl‏ @JerryCurl16 13 Jul 2017
        Replying to @BrookingsInst @TheOnion

        perfect. hahaha

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. Shelly Splainin’  🙋🏻‍♀️‏ @sheLLbeLL_xo 13 Jul 2017
        Replying to @JerryCurl16 @BrookingsInst @TheOnion

        I love that @BrookingsInst responded to this!!

        0 replies 1 retweet 12 likes
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      2. Bill Alexander‏ @billalex_ABC25 13 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Crimea river

        2 replies 2 retweets 128 likes
      3. dingbat‏ @dingbat 13 Jul 2017
        Replying to @billalex_ABC25 @TheOnion

        🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔....and we have a winner!

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      1. Tarun Chhabra‏ @ChhabraT 13 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Center-left school of fish responds @TheOnionpic.twitter.com/rGMobYaKlf

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      1. Aaron Weiss‏ @aweiss 13 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @benjaminwittes I assume #TinyCannon is to blame for this?

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      1. Kevin Clarke‏ @ClarkeAtAmerica 13 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @_cingraham

        The clean up should take two semesters at least

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      1. Joseph Gonzales‏ @joseph11ag 13 Jul 2017
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        Report: 78% of Teenage Girls Can't Evenhttps://josephgonzales.com/report-teenage-girls-cant-even/ …

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      1. Mason Hamilton 🛢 📊 ⛽️‏ @T_Mason_H 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The interns started jumping ship first.

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      1. Alex Field‏ @alexfield 13 Jul 2017
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        Families wishing to express condolences for the white papers lost at sea may attend a brief webinar from 1:30 - 2:30pm ET on Friday.

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      1.  🐱 Maria *Angry Mob Member since 1972* McGrath  🐱‏ @IkyCat 13 Jul 2017
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        OMG, so funny but the article below "Eric Trump brings despondent Don Jr fois gras," I can't even!

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      1. Mladen Jovanović‏ @mladensrb 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @NikolaMikesic @TheOnion @dmisic

        😂😂😂

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      1. Allen McDuffee‏Verified account @AllenMcDuffee 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @pdacosta

        Prepare for a bunch of think tank jokes centered around the words "think" and "tank." I endured a bunch yesterday when I tweeted this out.

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      1. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 13 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Tick tick tick tick

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      1. Daniel Winter #IranProtests‏ @da_winter 13 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @JudgeDan48

        Whom will @BrookingsInst hire to manage PR crisis?

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      1. Ken‏ @KublaKen 13 Jul 2017
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        A huge loss. What was the Captain doing?

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      1. Tom Quiggin‏ @TomTSEC 13 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        OK. This is really funny, especially given the funding Brookings takes from Qatar.

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