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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 12 Jul 2017

    Eric Trump Leaves Plate Of Seared Foie Gras Outside Bedroom Door Of Despondent Donald Trump Jr. http://trib.al/2BTTN8z pic.twitter.com/Iwidu4X7nn

    12:05 PM - 12 Jul 2017
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    • Ambrose Alliance Dave liz roadcap Paulie Walnuts Sean Murdoch Arvind Ethan David Corporlish™ Maddie Minton No way, just O.K.(ay)
    Eric Trump and Donald Trump Jr.
    51 replies 899 retweets 3,139 likes
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      2. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 12 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr

        "Hey, Donny, you sure you don’t want a little supper?" http://trib.al/iEPHDUj pic.twitter.com/2dQP2iOc2H

        Eric Trump
        3 replies 37 retweets 304 likes
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      1. Jaiami‏ @Jaiami88 12 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr

        So touching. I hope they let them be cellmates.

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      2. Brandon Feldt‏ @TheRealBFeldt 12 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr

        "Donnie........do you want to build a snowmaaannnn?"

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      1. 𝔦𝔡𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔱𝔶.𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐞𝐭‏ @incomp13tist 12 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr

        🎶Do you wanna build collusion?🎶

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      1.  🌞UR5U5 ✨ 🌍‏ @UrsusInSilvis 12 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @jeannemac01 and

        Seared Foie Gras and severed elephant tails.

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      1. Beverly Klepac‏ @BAKlepac 12 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr

        of course something that should be banned because it's cruel

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      1. President Sam Hyde.‏ @soflosideshow 12 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr

        "Do you wanna build a wall?"

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      1. KelleyJ‏ @happymamakj 12 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @kblood and

        Not a burger?

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      1. nom nom chompsky‏ @umnonotreally 12 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr

        Awwwww bwutherly wuv. That's heartwarming

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      1. ArtistLike‏ @Artistlike 12 Jul 2017
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      1. Jonny Yukon‏ @JonnyYukon 12 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr

        Poor lil' guy got himself into quite the mess.

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      2. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 12 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr

        What did Ivanka leave him?

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      4. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 12 Jul 2017
        Replying to @BitchyDiva66 @TheOnion and

        Oh yeah!

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