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Eliminate all witnesses, that's how. Easy.
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Blame a Republican
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Just remember, if there are no surviving witnesses there's nothing to be embarrassed about. (disclaimer - don't murder unless you're SURE.)
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I just hide under my desk and shout, "earthquake drill!!!"
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Classic I heard somewhere else: squirt ink & jet away while cloud obscures everything.
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Drugs.
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Try farting. And then laughing.
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Pull your yamaka down tight and run
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