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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 12 Jul 2017

    Gaunt, Sickly Kirby Takes Leave Of Absence From Video Games Following Stomach Cancer Diagnosis http://trib.al/HB2aUZ9 pic.twitter.com/yXnR17FR7e

    9:45 AM - 12 Jul 2017
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    107 replies 556 retweets 1,554 likes
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      2. Ciaran‏ @ThatThereCiaran 12 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/JTa2raGtPC

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      2. Mookie‏ @mookiethomas 12 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        For those wondering, one of Kirby's creators, Satoru Iwata, former CEO of Nintendo died of stomach cancer two years ago.This in is bad taste

        1 reply 5 retweets 73 likes
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      2. Wes Craven's Addison‏ @addison_l 12 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        hey. no. there is a line and this is just too sad :(

        1 reply 2 retweets 36 likes
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      1. dover boi (COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN!) 🐵 🐛 👽‏ @Inkwell1931 14 Jul 2017
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        i'm serious.pic.twitter.com/cIznJzWNzd

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      2. Jesse McLaren‏Verified account @McJesse 12 Jul 2017
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        why.

        2 replies 0 retweets 38 likes
      3. Zombie George Carlin‏ @bug_arms 12 Jul 2017
        Replying to @McJesse @TheOnion

        Tragedy plus cultural reference equals... comedy?

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. ✧ Chie (ちえ)  🎃‏ @tinysnails 15 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        wait what? How is there any comedy in this

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      1. Wafer  🐄 🐓 🐎‏ @WaferBiscuits 12 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hey, Onion? This might not want to be a line you want to cross.

        0 replies 0 retweets 22 likes
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      1. George Lauinger‏ @glautown 12 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        wow. delete this ASAP

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      2. SmashToons, but spookier‏ @TheSmashToons 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Err... this one is in bad taste considering how Nintendo's CEO died...

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      2. Carlo Cabanilla‏ @clofresh 12 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Somehow this is the saddest Onion article I've seen in a while.

        1 reply 0 retweets 19 likes
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      1.  💀Squigly Neon 💀‏ @NeonYakumo64 14 Jul 2017
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        Y'all better stop this right now because this is absolutely awful!pic.twitter.com/KznMVYNUyl

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      1. Ted mynameisalreadyspooky Graves‏ @TedGravesArt 14 Jul 2017
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        That's messed up guys. A man died. Not ok.

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      2. Jeremy Powers‏ @zenspath 12 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Given the passing of Nintendo's last president, Satoru Iwata from a tumor...this is kinda...dark...& it was 2 years ago just yesterday.

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      3. Sean Buckley‏Verified account @seaniccus 12 Jul 2017
        Replying to @zenspath @TheOnion

        Yeah, seems kind of in poor taste.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4.  👻 Crossover Hexus #48forCy  🎃‏ @DigiRanger1994 12 Jul 2017
        Replying to @seaniccus @zenspath @TheOnion

        Not only was he Nintendo's last President, he was at HAL Laboratory contributing to Kirby's beginningspic.twitter.com/PF1halXeJA

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      5. Jeremy Powers‏ @zenspath 12 Jul 2017
        Replying to @DigiRanger1994 @seaniccus @TheOnion

        Yup. I just couldn't fit it into the original reply lol. :)

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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