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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 10 Jul 2017

    5 Things To Know About Donald Trump, Jr.pic.twitter.com/ecLY8MC6SN

    5 Things To Know About Donald Trump, Jr.
    2:32 PM - 10 Jul 2017
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      1. Who is Chris Cutts?‏ @RealChrisCutts 10 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/6tKNchS2M4

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      1. Rob Major‏ @RobMajor4 10 Jul 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/tjq8jo5bFw

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      1.  🌱Janet 🌿‏ @OldGibsonND 10 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        But he was concerned for the Russian orphans. For about 10 minutes.

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      2. Will Plata‏ @Platasaurus 10 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When did you guys stop doing satire?

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      2. Ruyliev‏ @zetetic2017 10 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Add: and is apparently as dumb as a tree stump (sorry if I offend, trees)

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      4. ChN@iN‏ @Ch_N1 10 Jul 2017
        Replying to @mikelafoe1 @zetetic2017 @TheOnion

        Noone's crying here, except maybe from laughing

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      1. Egg Slayer‏ @YoshiJFK 10 Jul 2017
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        @pariskrueger

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      1. Kim Branstetter‏ @kimb716 10 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hes a creep

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      1. Lara Brown‏ @LaraBrownHere 10 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thank you! 😂

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      1. Steven.‏ @DouchebagBatman 10 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And yet nobody can tell me where his chin disappeared to.

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      1. tony j albrecht‏ @AlbrechtTony 10 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        fascinating. thank you.

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      1. Owen Reinhart‏ @owen_reinhart 11 Jul 2017
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        One of your best works

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      1. Steve‏ @stevie_bro 10 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @UncleChilliMan

        So good! Someone should do a parody of him and his achievements 😂

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      1. SpookyJimmyG 💀‏ @JimmyG303 10 Jul 2017
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        The Onion- working hard to keep America informed on the days important issues. #myonlynewsource

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      1. TrendsWatch‏ @MeBeTrending 10 Jul 2017
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        Exactly. Another Trump family buffoon. Now skewering his dad. @gop @infowars @washingtonpost @realDonaldTrump #impeachtrump Useless tit.

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      1. Mike Hamdorf‏ @MikeHamdorf 11 Jul 2017
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        @mattdep_

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