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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 10 Jul 2017

    G20 Custodian Empties Wastebasket Full Of Ivanka Trump Business Cards

    9:01 AM - 10 Jul 2017
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    30 replies 1,467 retweets 4,410 likes
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      2. Matt A.‏ @matthewa70 10 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Double standard. You guys would never say this about Chelsea, you lib hypocrites.

        3 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. TheRickyWill‏ @TheRickyWill 10 Jul 2017
        Replying to @matthewa70 @TheOnion

        Imagine taking a satire site seriously

        2 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. Matt A.‏ @matthewa70 10 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheRickyWill @TheOnion

        Simply pointing out a double standard that exists even in the satire media. Evidently it's ok to make fun of Trump's family but not clintons

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      5. mojo ghost‏ @jayGmajor 10 Jul 2017
        Replying to @matthewa70 @TheRickyWill @TheOnion

        easy snowflake

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      6. End of conversation
      1. Bridget‏ @livetowonder 10 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/PlAoHB5XrY

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      1. Faro‏ @OhFaro 10 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The sad thing is...it's probably true.

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      1. Shannon DoTheTimeWarp!‏ @spiritbliss1 10 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @WhoseRyanStiles "Sure, I'm qualified for international relations. After all, I know all about other cultures & their sweatshops."

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      1. christineeagle2‏ @christineeagle2 10 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wait...Doesn't #TheOnion create farcical headlines? Hmmmm..

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      1. Nihilist Unicorn‏ @nihilistunicorn 10 Jul 2017
        Replying to @Ag_backGorilla @TheOnion

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      1. New conversation
      2. Tristan Hulse‏ @TaiHulse 10 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @WhoseRyanStiles

        pic.twitter.com/YU27EEspMJ

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      3. Candygram for Mongo 🌹‏ @vlcupper 10 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TaiHulse

        One of my favorite gifs of all time. 😆😆😆

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Tristan Hulse‏ @TaiHulse 10 Jul 2017
        Replying to @vlcupper

        Same 😂 Though I have a lot of favorite gifs

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Artistic Dentistry‏ @ArtDentistPA 10 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @OnionPolitics

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      2. Bill Marmion‏ @BillWhmiii 10 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @CuffyMeh

        So sad their loss but then they are the bright ones letting refugees pour over their borders suck them dry and rape their children hmmm

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Black Flag‏ @Black_Flag_47 12 Jul 2017
        Replying to @BillWhmiii @TheOnion @CuffyMeh

        Also, immigrants shoot lasers out their eyes, one of them has adamantium claws, and they fly these funky spaceships.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Ray Smith‏ @rjsmith169 10 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @davefan

        .LMFAO, now that is FUNNY! What, no swag bags? Too cheap?

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