That's exactly how I met my boyfriend tbh
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Wait, are you being sarcastic or did you actually meet your bf out in nature or something?
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I'm being sarcastic. I really met him at a Silicon Valley science conference, at an after party at a startup house.

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He won me over after he showed me a cool app that he built at a hackathon (100% true story)
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Nice. I assumed you weren't bathing in a stream, thought it might be on a hike or in a park or something
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No. What if there's a pervy perv also watching you bathe???
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You...you are aware this is satire, right?
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Wait... Is that the fake news my teacher was always talking about?
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Good to see our public school system is wasting tax payers money.
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Yeah. We read an article about high school not preparing high schoolers enough for college, so freshman year in college is like grade 12 1/2
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Exhibit A.
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Source also says men should engage in a high-earning job before winning a physical fight and rescuing a puppy.
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Tried it ... I got arrested
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To be fair a public fountain isn't a normal stream.
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There's always lying in a coma in secluded tower.
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That's how I meet my men
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Have we met? :)
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Hmm. I don't think so!
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I keep doing this, but all I hear is vomiting in the distance.
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What are you doing tomorrow afternoon, Bridget? I'm thinking we hit Lake Hollywood.
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