Excuse me but I grew up next to the marianas trench 
Mariana Trench Once Again Named Worst Place To Raise Child http://trib.al/pfDb29Y pic.twitter.com/Bmw2BDxgon
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That actually explains a lot.
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Well Abby you're a diamond in the rough I guess
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Commonwealth of the Northern Marianas Islands 4eva -
I like how you spelled out the entirity of the place and then used slang/shorthand to say "forever"
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I just had to emphasize that it was a real place but then I got lazy
(here's proof 4 the h8rs)pic.twitter.com/YiH0oEs5HJ
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Do they even have wifi there?
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Lots of pressure. Low air quality. Can't drink the water.
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Everything, and I mean everything is polluted with dihydrogn monoxide. No chemicals for me!
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You can take the guy out the trench but you can't take the trench out the guy.
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@Gray_J73 this was good, im gonna follow the onion once again, they get another chance -
Why did you unfollow in the first place, heathen?
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just in front of the Trump Tower
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Liberals should all move there and try to fix it.
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Nah, let the right wing nut jobs go there and fill it with coal slurry!
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Funny, I'll bet most leftists don't know what the Mariana trench is. Too busy defending CNN and Barry O. on Twitter.
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My money is on the trump supporters not knowing. Fake media doesn't cover it
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Tell the truth Cassandra, you had to Google it.
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