I thank God every day for The Onion, every single day
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Upset or just pining?
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I am Groot
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@TheOnion confirmed: Trees are Employees from the@NSAGov! They all spy on us!++++


















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He should make like a tree and-
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Nature channel best channel my dude, nothing more interesting than seeing other trees.
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