do you know who my father is?!
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The Skipper is calling it a "teachable moment"...
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Lol!!! I absolutely love the Onion!
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How distressing. Waiving because he ran out of Champagne? Where do we send sympathy cards, or will the Coast Guard fail to deliver them?
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Make them listen to
@SIRIUSXM Yacht Rock at maximum volume. Like the U.S. tortured Noriega with loud, bad music.@MattOswaltVA#yachtrockThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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oh good you found my new boat was my money still on board ? it was green with little pictures on it thats how youll know its mine
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