The Onion’s movie critic Peter K. Rosenthal reviews ‘Spider-Man: Homecoming’ in this week’s Film Standard.pic.twitter.com/X9lkqTnelk
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i know it's a joke it's but you're still misunderstanding lolita i will die on this hill they will bury me here
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If we think about Spiderman as being the victim of evil men the idea doesn't actually fall apart as quickly as I thought it would...
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My pants are tight!
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and you know what they say: Don't lewd the lolis.
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Part Lolita, part Ganymede.
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The mark of any good movie reviewer is how liberally they use the word "titular"
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You joke, but this kind of hero has a short shelf-life. In a short while the 'loli' actor would look more like Deadpool than spidey
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