You can tell this is yet another 'fake', hyperbolic Onion article, cuz that number is way low.
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I'm at a solid -80% rn
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60% if it's a teenage daughter
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Thank goodness there is no law against dropping them off randomly along the way.
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So true!
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A scene from 'Deliverance' ?
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This explains why when I went on a cruise with my family of 6, we almost preferred jumping off to drown than stay on and continue the trip.
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Depends. If that family member owns a ski boat, or a plush cabin...
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@kacy_resch Too very true indeed
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LMAO
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