This can't be real. This is certifiably crazy.
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One what? TBH all the crazy shit coming out of the US right now, who knows what's fake/real/serious/parody. Either way, it's all fucked up.
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As people emptied the town hall the congressman was seen slumped over the podium saying "thank you daddy"
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Oh man I thought this was real until I saw the big onion logo at the end. Kudos Onion!!!pic.twitter.com/y43ES8JMej
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lol right! It took me a moment! Onion hits waaay too close to home...

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The Onion is known for satire... but after 45's tweet this AM... I have no clue if this is real or not...

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I just realized this was the onion
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Still a better Joker than Jared Leto though
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This has to be made up. Or why is this O2 thief is still breathing? How are they voted in? The known world is in shock!
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Another wacky job.
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Best news y'all've done in awhile.
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@cook_robert_l he didn't need any help, he was doing a fine job of making himself look like a fool in front of the entire worldThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Did he say fucking? Hmmm fakery? Whateves, you still will reap what you sow
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I watched with the sound off, thank you
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Oh Ok
what a weirdo 
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It's the Jedi mind trick.
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