Oh my gosh this is so true. The Onion does so well at capturing these small things of everyday life
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Did she leave the lights on . . . Why? That is suspicious. Is she worried about Vampires.
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How perfect my life would be if I could afford knickknacks. And a display case. And a Porsche.
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not a bad thing at all
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