So fn sad it's hysterical. But I finally laughed today, and I thank you for that.
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Is it true that grandparents are now allowed as long as they parachute in?
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I hear UA will begin to offer plastic surgery on these flights as well - to give that new immigrant a special "melting pot" look.
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Probably will run out of fuel
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@realDonaldTrump heh heh heh we gottemThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Partially in effect.
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And now, just waiting to finalize the arrangement for acquiring a "bona fide' relative.
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How long will
@united circle the skies? Just don't bring them to
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Great, but they had better bring their own toilet paper because United may run out after circling for several hours.
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Good lord.
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