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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 29 Jun 2017

    KFC, Midas Team Up For Much-Anticipated Crossover Meal http://trib.al/lcTvWgE pic.twitter.com/LYtP23pZGi

    6:13 PM - 29 Jun 2017
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      1. JFC vote them out already!‏ @joffiecakes 29 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Trump's energy conservation plan.pic.twitter.com/gqlio8RA3p

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      1. Cenosillicaphobia‏ @kh_nc1 29 Jun 2017
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        I would try this but I'm afraid it would give me gas.

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      1. a very spooky time for young men in america 🎃‏ @tandemNuclei 29 Jun 2017
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        But how many Michelin stars does it have?

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      1. Bradley Gibson‏ @BGibs2 30 Jun 2017
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        It comes with overhead yams.

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      1. Drew‏ @psd4fan 30 Jun 2017
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        Probably taste better

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      1. Lisa Carr‏ @_LisaCarr 30 Jun 2017
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        Ooohhhh What next Spaghetti bolognaise on a used brake disc

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      1. Rich‏ @satireandmore 29 Jun 2017
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        Do you warm up the food on the muffler when you get home, or hang it from the muffler to keep it hot while driving home?

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      1. ╔╣Eric Cromwell╠═╩╗‏ @PrideOfHumility 29 Jun 2017
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        This would have been so much funnier if it were taco bell or someone else that sold bean products.

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      1. kim masteller‏ @kmasteller 29 Jun 2017
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        Love my job, but if I had to pick another career it would be working for the Onion!

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      1. Robert Turner‏ @RRobovski 29 Jun 2017
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        Fucks sake, you could have used the Golden chicken you hacks. The Midas touch.

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      1. DifferentDrum‏ @rmperron 29 Jun 2017
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        Jeeze Onion. I know Trump = death of irony, but come on. You're better than THIS!

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      1. Soop Munkey‏ @soopmunkey 29 Jun 2017
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        Come on and Take the Tailpipe!!!

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      1. Amr Samir‏ @avoidaccess 29 Jun 2017
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        A diesel combustion KFC!!

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      1. Robert Cunningham‏ @ettinone 29 Jun 2017
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        They are on a Trans-fat-mission.

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      1. Brett Batten‏ @brett_batten 29 Jun 2017
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        One of the Williams will take that with extra sauce please. Hold the shake.

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      1. Matt Loewen‏ @MattLoewen59 29 Jun 2017
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        That's nothing: Wait until Five Guys, In-N-Out, and Red Robin team up for their Hamburger Culinary Universe!

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      1. Karen Rich‏ @grandma85392 29 Jun 2017
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        Hilarious 😂

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