Guess I'm a Classic reliable American man
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Above all, resist enjoying life
#naileditThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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The American Dream!
This maybe satire but it's getting eerily close to reality. When the Onion is getting close to reality, you're fucked!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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