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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 27 Jun 2017

    Spider Allowed To Staypic.twitter.com/6UDnNrfEyp

    9:45 AM - 27 Jun 2017
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      1. Jack Gudgin‏ @JGudgin 27 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/Da0W4ngTiM

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      1. Valondar‏ @VK_HM 27 Jun 2017
        Replying to @jsdtweets @TheOnion

        This was also me yesterday. That exact kind of spider.

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      1. €ricÏdlefan‏ @DrColinfan 27 Jun 2017
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        At least he had fewer head lice the next morning.

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      1. Ryan Emond‏ @creativelytired 27 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Spiderbrooooo

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      2. Madame Minty‏ @SneWhite 27 Jun 2017
        Replying to @L99minaty @TheOnion

        This looks like cellar spider (spider), and not like very similar harvestman (not a spider).

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      4. Jon  🇬🇧‏ @jon_hill987 27 Jun 2017
        Replying to @L99minaty @SneWhite @TheOnion

        you can tell as it has a separate thorax and abdomen, harvestmen have a single combined body.

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      1. Laura‏ @FourFiveFire 27 Jun 2017
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        I did this! Good Laura! A month later there were HUNDREDS of baby spiders rappelling from my ceiling; I had to vacuum them up. Bad Laura!

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      1. Eric Weinberger‏ @eric_weinberger 27 Jun 2017
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        Oh, it's spider not Spicer.

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      1. Rhinogobia‏ @rhinogobia 28 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        1 or 2 of these are always in my bathroom. Sometimes before I shower 1 is the tub and I wait to let it climb out if. 😊 they catch moskitos 👍

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      1. Jessica Phillips‏ @JMP_StratDesign 28 Jun 2017
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        Made me think of you @johnmuir

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      1. HisCarlness‏ @HisRoyalCarlnes 27 Jun 2017
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        I just squish the bugs I see... The world has yet to end because of it.

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      1. Peter Hawkes‏ @hawkesnc 27 Jun 2017
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        And that is why I shave my head

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      1. Matt‏ @matt_gaikema 27 Jun 2017
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        I let them stay in hopes that they bite me and turn me into Spider-Man/kill me

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      1. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 27 Jun 2017
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        On the assumption that it will take care of things like ..... sisters.

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      1. Villago Delenda Est‏ @SioBabble 27 Jun 2017
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        And here I thought it was the cat allowing the spider to stay!

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