Thank you for this - it was a close call for me
forgot to rub sunscreen all into those peepers in my skull! Saved again by the onion
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Slather your flesh with unsalted butter and lay in the baking sun. (Unsalted butter is healthier for you.)
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Trump came up with these rules, right?
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@TheOnion! I feel like golden, Grecian god already.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Stay out of the sun.
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