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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 Jun 2017

    Area Teen Quickly Running Out Of Chances To Be First Openly Gay Anything http://trib.al/ZFhXGw6 pic.twitter.com/C1MilAzZrE

    2:06 PM - 25 Jun 2017
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    • Tyrone Baxter mmattV Sama Andrea Bloodhound Scarittrax rice & spice Tausin Mazey crackhead chicken CHDIR A:\GAME
    12 replies 399 retweets 1,778 likes
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      2. Brian jackson‏ @bjackson3030 25 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        How about being the first teen to realize that, in this day and age, no one cares about your sexual orientation.

        3 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. J Allen‏ @The_JJAllen 25 Jun 2017
        Replying to @bjackson3030 @TheOnion

        If you actually believe that, you're either not gay, living a very sheltered life, or both.

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      2. Kenneth Mosetti‏ @KMosetti 25 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Win the all votes treasonous Hillary announced she was Gay,at a gay pride March in Newyork city yesterday.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Rahul Bulusu‏ @rkbulusu 25 Jun 2017
        Replying to @KMosetti @TheOnion

        was this supposed to make any sense whatsoever

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. Snarky Cyclist‏ @SnarkyCyclistAB 25 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The first openly gay Mars Man.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Rainbowdash‏ @1984flyawayhome 25 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Loving it

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      2. Choy Li Fut Lady虎爪‏ @HungSingMA 25 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        How about the first openly gay Martial Artist? I've never heard of any. I genuinely used to think my gaydar was switched off in lessons.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Jesse Smith‏ @pucenavel 26 Jun 2017
        Replying to @HungSingMA @TheOnion

        Openly? No. Buy you've seen MMA, right?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Choy Li Fut Lady虎爪‏ @HungSingMA 26 Jun 2017
        Replying to @pucenavel @TheOnion

        I have seen some MMA although I'm not into it. It does look camp as Christmas, just like wrestling, but not the same as being openly gay.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Deixar-pra là jusqu'à la mort クポ❢ | EdJay‏ @Tarcil 25 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Bad he's not british 😅😇😉 so he would be Daffyd Thomas!! 😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😇😇😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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      1. Choy Li Fut Lady虎爪‏ @HungSingMA 25 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Btw I'm openly bisexual, so that one is already taken. Not that anyone believes you when you say it. And I'm not famous so may not count.

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      1. Jack  🇵🇭 🏳️‍🌈‏ @JohnJayJack 25 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Me

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      1. Eric Peterson‏ @EJPIAm 25 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #LGBTQRSTXXL

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      1. Teri Daniels‏ @bylinetd 25 Jun 2017
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        Can't be quick enough.

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      1. Concerned Bystander‏ @Irrational_Fury 25 Jun 2017
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        The struggle is real.

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      1. The Nemo‏ @Nemo19089 25 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thankfully there are a few things I can be the "First Colored Person" to do.

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