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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 Jun 2017

    Congressman Interrupts General’s Testimony To Just Reiterate He Loves Warpic.twitter.com/TBaYxM3q1U

    9:11 AM - 25 Jun 2017
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    • Robert Murray TheAusGamingGuy follow @rmstunticon Steven Kubecka Keith dahlia John Fio Khadra “English Major To Get Blue Check” Alestris Lauryn ︽✵︽ Blue
    23 replies 296 retweets 751 likes
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      2. KimEst‏ @Kiokiest 25 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You know things are bad when you are scrolling, come across this and don't feel surprised, then see who posted it and still wonder if real.

        1 reply 0 retweets 19 likes
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      2. Valerie‏ @valandgreg2 25 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh my God. #warmongerssuck

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      4. Valerie‏ @valandgreg2 25 Jun 2017
        Replying to @KopertopCoral @TheOnion

        True but some really are crazy about war I was sad over how everyone said Trump was presidential after he bombed the heck out of Syria

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Eve  ♣ Peace  ♥‏ @Stevia333 26 Jun 2017
        Replying to @valandgreg2 @KopertopCoral @TheOnion

        And if the Democrats try Russia... Oh boy. & net neutrality being threatened oh boy the censorship... It's already bigger since Vietnam...

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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      7. Eve  ♣ Peace  ♥‏ @Stevia333 27 Jun 2017
        Replying to @KopertopCoral @valandgreg2 @TheOnion

        Back in Vietnam the TV media covered the wars a lot more. Like we saw people on the fields & the killed coming home by planes. Protests too.

        2 replies 1 retweet 1 like
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      2. Authentic Don Holley™‏ @donholley0 25 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Take it out of healthcare. Lazy good-for-nothing sick people...

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Euro #FBPE‏ @horacebury 25 Jun 2017
        Replying to @donholley0 @TheOnion

        Copy-pasting Trump? You're better than that.

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. Tobias McGriff‏ @TobiasMcGriff 25 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        We live in a world where if Im skimming headlines I often think 'news' is @TheOnion and now I just thought the @TheOnion was the 'news'.

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      1. Soop Munkey‏ @soopmunkey 25 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        In these divisive times, it's important to remember how many people like killing many other people in the name of defending people...

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      1. Lucas‏ @StrozinskyLucas 25 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So the average Republican?

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      2. Sandy‏ @RockyRoad506 25 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is this real? Who is that? Sounds like DT.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Roy‏ @roycm13 25 Jun 2017
        Replying to @RockyRoad506 @TheOnion

        Lool! relax... parody 😂

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      4. Sandy‏ @RockyRoad506 25 Jun 2017
        Replying to @roycm13 @TheOnion

        Thought so. Not far from the truth tho.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. Roy‏ @roycm13 25 Jun 2017
        Replying to @RockyRoad506 @TheOnion

        I know. Sadly they're just once step from that type of behavior. Airplane sounds and all.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Sandy‏ @RockyRoad506 25 Jun 2017
        Replying to @roycm13 @TheOnion

        I'm picturing donny with his toy planes zooming over his map of the world...🙄🙄

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Joe McGuire‏ @JayCMcG 25 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I literally can't tell if this is satire or news. Thanks Trump/Murica. #probablysatire

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