"I don't recall that..." --Jeff Sessions
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This is the funniest thing I've seen all day thank you
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This would be funnier if we weren't so frighteningly close to having
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You're supposed to be satire, not an actual news speculations.
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This is so real it hurts
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If you laugh at this, will you have to do time in that prison yard?
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Sad that although this is hilarious we could actually see Sessions doing something like that. That part not so funny.
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@TheOnion Sessions, inspired by the movie 'Dodgeball', told inmates to quickly memorize the 5 D's of dodging tools & weaponspic.twitter.com/buzF9ZOx82
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That would be a record breaking pay per view event !!
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They like to keep their guns so they'll take away
#healthcare instead
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Hmmmmmm funny? Clever? You USUALLY are....so let's not go here as humorous. Sigh
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It'd be more accurate if he dropped them near white inmates and glance toward the non-whites when talking about reducing the population.
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This would be funnier if he wasn't trying to stuff as many people back into prisons. Sad!
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Satire about Sessions but the truth about Holder.
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Catch the whole season on SPIKE TV!
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PAY ATTENTION AMERICA HE IS GETTING RID OF ALL LAWS THAT PROTECT US! PROBABLE CAUSE GONE NO WARRANT TO SEARCH GONE! WEED FED CRIME! TRADER
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In case anyone was wondering whether or not the Onion sympathizes with the American right whatsoever at this point.
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Like Dark Nights Joker: "We're going to have try-outs"
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