Ok. Are you listening? Of course you're listening. You're me. Anyway: Picture it. A concierge desk made entirely of 100 Grand Bars.
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Huge (ly) delicious. I'll only hire diabetics so they can't use the product.
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@TheOnion As backup, Trump still has meeting notes in his twitter draft folder.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Mongo like candy!
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I legit can't tell between The Onion and reality any more. Did this happen? Is TO real news? Who was that masked man?
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@MurrayEnergyC or their corrupt asses will sue you. LMAO.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Wow he learned some new words
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But the problem is -THIS COULD BE REAL!!!!
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Yay!! I love the onion!!!
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that happens, was the gap 18 minutes long ?
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you know..thats ones comming...for reals.
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He is so dumb I wouldn't be surprised if he actually does this.
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Funny, sad, or devious? How do we know it was an accident?
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Willy Wonka would've been jealous..and I have just won a golden ticket...yeah...pic.twitter.com/QdjqVwtqaf
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Dang!
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I know this is the onion but I still think this is true.
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