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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 24 Jun 2017

    Trump Accidentally Records Over Comey Meeting Tape With Idea For Candy Hotel http://trib.al/YzlGs2x pic.twitter.com/bjCII6xD58

    3:44 PM - 24 Jun 2017
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      2. Tommy‏ @thomasav 24 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ok. Are you listening? Of course you're listening. You're me. Anyway: Picture it. A concierge desk made entirely of 100 Grand Bars.

        2 replies 1 retweet 25 likes
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      1. Shawn C Paul‏ @ShawnCPaul 24 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Huge (ly) delicious. I'll only hire diabetics so they can't use the product.

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. Christine E‏ @ChristineMarieB 24 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        .@TheOnion As backup, Trump still has meeting notes in his twitter draft folder.

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      1. brainwise  ☕ 💭 🖖 🤘🏼 🦇‏ @brainwise 24 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @strongstufftom

        Mongo like candy!

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      1. Paul Bottomley‏ @Paul83Bottomley 24 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @ProfBrianCox

        I legit can't tell between The Onion and reality any more. Did this happen? Is TO real news? Who was that masked man?

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      1. Bio Kimistry ︽✵︽‏ @KimberlyNuggets 24 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @ProfBrianCox

        Don't write anything about @MurrayEnergyC or their corrupt asses will sue you. LMAO.

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      2. Jesse Herzog‏Verified account @jesseherzog 25 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wow he learned some new words

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      1. Tamara Brock Segal  🌊‏ @tamarabrock 28 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        But the problem is -THIS COULD BE REAL!!!!

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      1. Tamara Brock Segal  🌊‏ @tamarabrock 28 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yay!! I love the onion!!!

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      1. Michael Banach‏ @m1db 28 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        that happens, was the gap 18 minutes long ?

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      1. absolute bs‏ @bs_Everythingis 27 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Adamtheactivist

        you know..thats ones comming...for reals.

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      1. Allison‏ @allibeth63 27 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @angelgirljan

        He is so dumb I wouldn't be surprised if he actually does this.

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      1. Blythe Gryphon‏ @Blythe_Gryphon 25 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Funny, sad, or devious? How do we know it was an accident?

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      1. JennaKaersenhout‏ @lotusjk1 25 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @joshgroban

        Willy Wonka would've been jealous..and I have just won a golden ticket...yeah...pic.twitter.com/QdjqVwtqaf

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      1. Long Tooth‏ @FellaMom62 24 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @rexthetvterrier

        Dang!

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      1. Woody Woodcasters‏ @WoodyWoodcaster 28 Jun 2017
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        Let Them Have Pie.pic.twitter.com/cbiuAnqqRg

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      1. Dave Matt‏ @davematt88 28 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I know this is the onion but I still think this is true.

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