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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 23 Jun 2017

    How To Live Gluten-Freepic.twitter.com/nG8R8xKqhO

    How To Live Gluten-Free
    9:02 PM - 23 Jun 2017
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    16 replies 144 retweets 343 likes
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      2. Priyanka‏Verified account @autumnrainwish 23 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Murder all bakers 😂😂😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. April‏ @SpringMorning74 23 Jun 2017
        Replying to @autumnrainwish @TheOnion

        Need to start bread underground. "Yes officer, I did buy over 200 bread making books but I took them all to the book burning" hide the flour

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. Tom Sepulveda‏ @TomSepulveda 23 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I have celiacs disease. And you never forget what cupcakes taste like.pic.twitter.com/RmIsOx323u

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      1. Tommy Pickles‏ @sarahdullmoon 23 Jun 2017
        Replying to @muldouchebag @TheOnion

        @bridget_tolan

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      1. lincoln bio‏ @agentlinden 24 Jun 2017
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        @JsnPatterson actionable

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      1. MC‏ @MCsqurrd 23 Jun 2017
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        @IronsEmily

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      1. Wendy E‏ @chaosfilter 23 Jun 2017
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        I have celiac, and that cucumber reference is just brutal

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      1. Nick Toye‏ @pixelscode 27 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @grahamthomson

        Me and my partner @LisaJHughes have both been living gluten free for a month now. I have personally lost a stone in that time. Happy. :)

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      1. Svavevveve‏ @svavevveve 23 Jun 2017
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        Scevevbe

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      1. Indiana James‏ @Jdougherty63 23 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The way I can tell if something is on my diet, if it has flavor, I probably shouldn't be eating it!

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      1. Robert Turner‏ @RRobovski 23 Jun 2017
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        Starve to death is one way.

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      1. Rohin Kallat‏ @rohinkallat 23 Jun 2017
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        You've outdone yourselves! But, every time I say that, you go and do it all over again. 🙏 Thank you! 😂😂😂

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      2. stephanie perea‏ @s6t2e5f 23 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @alk3ovation is this how it is now?

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      3. Jason Pecho‏ @alk3ovation 23 Jun 2017
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        Yep. It's so sad

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      4. stephanie perea‏ @s6t2e5f 23 Jun 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/Zpi1GtALBK

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      1. Mad Hatter‏ @Shirley_I_Jest 23 Jun 2017
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        I don't have celiac disease, so why the hell would I bother?

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