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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 23 Jun 2017

    Homesick Kid On Sleepover Needs To Just Tough It The Fuck Out http://trib.al/hCYMrGg pic.twitter.com/aik3GTzwgZ

    8:11 PM - 23 Jun 2017
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      1. liv‏ @oliviagozlan 23 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Vic_Gergoric

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      1. SPOOKY Kyle J McCloskey‏ @kyle_mccloskey 24 Jun 2017
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        @Bobby_Ganzer they need to stop writing articles about you

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      1. The Penske File‏ @bfalcon100 23 Jun 2017
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        This is just fantastic. That is all.

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      1. Library lady‏ @mizsuzebanthony 23 Jun 2017
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        Me all the time in 1980's. Always calling mom to come get me right about bedtime.

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      1. Dan Miller‏ @Sesquipedalis 24 Jun 2017
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        @jade_miller_

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      1. jim hanna‏ @jimhanna711 24 Jun 2017
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        Probably worried his bastard friends will glue his head to the pillow as soon as he crashes. Wear that pillow with pride kid.

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      1. Brennan Hinson‏ @brennanhinson 24 Jun 2017
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        😂😂

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      1. ✭ AldoTheApache ✭‏ @DeeSquared67 24 Jun 2017
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        Epic.

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      1. Deixar-pra là jusqu'à la mort クポ❢ | EdJay‏ @Tarcil 24 Jun 2017
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        Just play the available video games and beat every other kid. That'll work! 😉😇😅😆😋🤪🤔😓🤓😯😅🤨😚☺️😕😟😋😇😂😳😯

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      1. Andy Bravo‏ @AndyBravooo 23 Jun 2017
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        One of the sleepover attendees shares his name with an NFL Qb

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      1. Edison Aardvark‏ @edisonaardvark 23 Jun 2017
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        Needs to just grab that controller and take control.

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      1. L.G.‏ @luvnwngs 23 Jun 2017
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        😏

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      1. Joy Concetta‏ @joyartsy 23 Jun 2017
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        😂

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      1. Christopher Patterso‏ @Christo10509264 23 Jun 2017
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        Lol....

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      1. Waltzing Matilda‏ @EnslavedByCats 23 Jun 2017
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        The only memories I have of sleepovers is being miserable & that awful fire resistant polyester stuff my pj's were made of.

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      2. R E T R O E T H A N 6 4‏ @DiabeticToyota 23 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They're playing gamecube this brings back memories of all night melee/double dash sleepovers.

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      3. Cody  📔‏ @Theron_Sniper 24 Jun 2017
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        GameCube with Wave Bird wireless controllers.

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