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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 23 Jun 2017

    Engineers Unveil New Driverless Car Capable Of Committing Hit-And-Run http://trib.al/NceZ53W pic.twitter.com/2gZet9eOVR

    3:56 PM - 23 Jun 2017
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      2. Clay Smallwood‏ @the_clay1 23 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @jatowler Is this what you're really working on all day?

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      3. Jerry Towler‏ @jatowler 23 Jun 2017
        Replying to @the_clay1

        I can neither confirm nor deny our vehicles’ hit-and-run capabilities.

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      1. Christy Nicol ( 🌹)‏ @christynicol 23 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @SwiftOnSecurity

        I heard they're also working on a new feature that uploads false name and insurance information if caught.

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      1. Tinna Fayard-Newman‏ @Tinnafayard1 26 Jun 2017
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        Cracking up over here!!

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      1. Deixar-pra là jusqu'à la mort クポ❢ | EdJay‏ @Tarcil 24 Jun 2017
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        That's just a matter of time, folks.......... 😅😅😅😅😅😳😳😳😳😯😯🤔🤓😓😓😅😅😟🤨😕 That's just a matter of time... @NanamiOjousama @Shrutchy @ScorpioSoul06

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      1. Mingle Kelingle‏ @MingleKelingle 23 Jun 2017
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        Was one of the advisors Caitlyn Jenner?

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      1. Donald J. Trump‏ @DonJTrump00 23 Jun 2017
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        Terrible! This is what liberals do with their time to kill hardworking white Christians! Shameful!

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      1. Sea Runs Deep! ☕ 💜 ☮‏ @AkhonaGabela 25 Jun 2017
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        How inventive!

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      1. Max Robitzsch‏ @MaxRobitzsch 24 Jun 2017
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        Cc @pv_reynolds

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      1. Deixar-pra là jusqu'à la mort クポ❢ | EdJay‏ @Tarcil 24 Jun 2017
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        @HH_Rick

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      1. SapioSpiritual‏ @SapioSpiritual 23 Jun 2017
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        @Bob_Gunderson it's not all bad

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      1. Miriam 🍦‏ @mellifluousbird 23 Jun 2017
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        They'd be called pe-DEAD-strians

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      1. Miriam 🍦‏ @mellifluousbird 23 Jun 2017
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        Death Race but without the drivers

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      1. Greg Medernach‏ @GregMedernach 23 Jun 2017
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        Does it have flippable license plates like the James Bond Goldfinger Aston Martin DB5 so it won't get caught?

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