I was in a brisket-induced coma once and my wife was yelling at me while I was laying on the floor and it sounded like ... like 7 chainsaws.
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It's only funny for people who like depressing humour, like a lot of their stuff tbh
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When somebody is in a coma the drs and nurses commonly tell loved ones to talk to them because they say they can hear you and it helps them.
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So that's why people in comas wake up? Who would have thought that? Onion: you're Fing brillant! You're still a liar (FAKE NEWS) though!
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It's satire. Fake News is when they want you to believe it, satire is obviously not true, but they want you to laugh and go with it.
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Alli: then what is gossip? The New York Post has ALL 3, Fake News, Satire & Gossip!
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Verify information with many sources, news sites are often biased if CNN and Fox News agree on something it's probably true.
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A lot of World leaders think Onion is a legitimate News like New York Times,CBS,Fox,ABC,NBC,PBS Washington Post & Times!
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Then a lot of world leaders are morons.
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They are deficient in US Pop culture. They may not know Tyler Swift or Kanye West or Richard Simmons!
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