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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 Jun 2017

    Frontier Airlines Tells Customers To Just Fucking Deal With It http://trib.al/xkWJxXY pic.twitter.com/OFpZvckJn6

    9:38 AM - 22 Jun 2017
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      2. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        CEO Barry Biffle urged passengers to suck it up and quit whining so the flight could get on its merry fucking way. http://trib.al/3RrWlTu pic.twitter.com/ToEAlWUjZY

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      1. DavidCigam‏ @DavidCigam 22 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Better service than United.

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      2. Sage McCalister‏ @SirJamesLeggs 22 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @FlyFrontier @FrontierCare

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. B Dutch‏ @brentdutcher 22 Jun 2017
        Replying to @SirJamesLeggs @TheOnion and

        Hey at least they're not Spirit

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      4. Sage McCalister‏ @SirJamesLeggs 22 Jun 2017
        Replying to @brentdutcher @TheOnion and

        I'll take @SpiritAirlines over @FlyFrontier any day. Their website works at least! @SouthwestAir for life tho. Luv u, boo

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      5. B Dutch‏ @brentdutcher 22 Jun 2017
        Replying to @SirJamesLeggs @TheOnion and

        True that, @SouthwestAir da GAWD

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      1. BRobnarok‏ @Brobinso54 22 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sounds like something Frontier Cable would say as well...

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      1. Dirk Drexler‏ @KBBL970Drexler 22 Jun 2017
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        The cab ride to the airport was more expensive than this transcon flight. Just f@#kin deal with it!

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      1. Ryan Cole‏ @Deadbeatwarrior 22 Jun 2017
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        this article is too on point. It evens has the location listed as Denver lol @DGold157 @OS_LaurenD

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      1. Soop Munkey‏ @soopmunkey 22 Jun 2017
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        Honesty is the best policy...

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      1. Slex‏ @Lex__Go 22 Jun 2017
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        @MorganNMiller

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      1. Alex Kirtley‏ @alexskirtley 22 Jun 2017
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        @srk182 @ChiSoxgirl71

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      1. Dtrini2swt‏ @DtriNi2Swt 22 Jun 2017
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        Lmaooo he's right tho

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      1. Tony D‏ @biff725 22 Jun 2017
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        I only complain when thay won't let me bring on my own bottle of Vodka and Smoke, Lol

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      1. O Thomas Johnson‏ @swimcoachtj 22 Jun 2017
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        Frontier Airlines is an absolute pile. I stopped flying them years ago. I will never fly them again until they figure it out

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      1. Jimmy Schrader‏ @jimmy_schrader 22 Jun 2017
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        It's one of worst airline

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      1. Commander John Koenig‏ @RoyEKTruax 22 Jun 2017
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        You know... I understand each instance is different, but for the most part, this is how I actually feel about most Airline "controversies".

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      1. Eddie Bauer Jr III‏ @TheDirtyCig 22 Jun 2017
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        $20 flights to Denver tho...

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      1. Rick Maturo‏ @PigBoyFloyd 22 Jun 2017
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        Flight from OAK to ORD, "we wont be serving meals outside of designated times if you wanted better treatment you wouldn't be on Spirit." 😂😂😂

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