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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 21 Jun 2017

    Report: There Only 17 Total Square Miles On Earth Where Gays Not Discriminated Against http://trib.al/oQmlDP4 pic.twitter.com/cG8IUAILSU

    7:49 PM - 21 Jun 2017
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    • what is it with you kids James Richardson, MD, MPH Sean Crotty bidoof fan 03425 Michael Walsh the Runt Fie Thao the primordial ooze along comes Scary🎃👻
    17 replies 190 retweets 774 likes
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      2. Jason Kuznicki‏Verified account @JasonKuznicki 21 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sri Lanka? Did you really think this through? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT_rights_in_Sri_Lanka …

        2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Evan‏ @Sir_Mapleleaf 21 Jun 2017
        Replying to @JasonKuznicki @TheOnion

        i cant believe this article isnt 100% accurate

        0 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
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      1. BluesMan‏ @UncleBenTheRice 22 Jun 2017
        Replying to @walking_satire @TheOnion

        Krill are samurai level bigots, man.

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      2. J Holbrook‏ @joeholbrook42 24 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @sherryjbry

        I have a friend in San Francisco he's pretty happy there... my sister is happy in Atlanta...

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. along comes Scary 🎃 👻‏ @sherryjbry 24 Jun 2017
        Replying to @joeholbrook42 @TheOnion

        Throw in the West Village, WeHo, Palm Springs, and...um...

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      4. J Holbrook‏ @joeholbrook42 25 Jun 2017
        Replying to @sherryjbry @TheOnion

        Exactly!

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      1. Michael Beveridge‏Verified account @mickyb273 21 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        lololololol Tasmania only decriminalised homosexuality like 20 years ago

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      2. Dindu Nuffin‏ @LibertySoda 21 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        3.8 million sq miles where they are safe and not hurled off of rooftops by radical Muslims: America.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Mela “Crooked H”örr  🌈 🧜🏽‍♀️ 🐝‏ @MelaHorr 21 Jun 2017
        Replying to @LibertySoda @TheOnion

        So because we're not hurled off rooftops we ought to be grateful and stop all progress towards equal treatment? You're proving the point.

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. Alisa Krueger‏ @FirstClassBlond 25 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Chris_Laudando

        Is that true? I am thinking they missed South Florida....(Fort Lauderdale and South Beach for sure!)

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      2.  🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Lucas  🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿‏ @LucasVDBartlett 21 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I love the fact that 17 square miles is actually thousands of square miles according to the red highlights.

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      2. FROMTHEPIT‏ @BiasedAnon 21 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You forgot Key West

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      1. Dan Apted‏ @dapted 22 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So what? Same is true for Bald men, Fat women, Old folks, Ugly folks, and diff races, religions so stop whining. Ok?

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      1. Deixar-pra là jusqu'à la mort クポ❢ | EdJay‏ @Tarcil 22 Jun 2017
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        How shockingly true......!! 😇😇😅😅😳😳😳😂😂😂😂😂😂☺️😚😢😢🤪

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      1. Erick‏ @Erick407A 21 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        LOL!

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