You can barely tell the difference between Onion headlines and 'real' headlines anymore.
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I can't.
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LOL, you guys crack me up! Did you guys read
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@Jobe35 man trump is crazy tho -
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Thanks lmao
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You know you just freaked him out that somehow you know about this. Can't wait for "Wire Tapps by TheOnion. Sick. Bad." tweet. 3, 2, 1...
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The Marmalade Palace
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Has The Onion has gone mainstream? The overlap between truth and surreal tragicomedy is getting a bit too large for my taste.
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Greatest. Idea. Ever.
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"No, no, no. Fake news. It wasn't an accident. I meant to do that. I'm not stupid like the politicians. I eat a lot of Smarties."
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i'd bet it wasn't accidental
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